Heroes season three!

In case you haven't been following Heroes lately (and who could blame you if you haven't?), I'm here to let you know that the third season of this show premieres tonight! The most popular show of 2006 returns with a laugh-filled two-hour episode. Don't let the atrocious second season dissuade you from tuning in, just think of all the unintentional comedy you might miss out on! Witness supremely powerful characters make mindbogglingly stupid decisions! Act like you're concerned for people who can heal any wound, time travel, and move things with their minds! I mean, c'mon, they're so vulnerable and defenseless, right?

Don't miss out on the hilarity!